Well, hasn't that move paid off well for humanity!
Well, I'll tell you right now, I'm not coming back for a second try. Not bloody likely.
Anyway, Heaven is getting overcrowded with God Botherers; I might just suggest that we send the rest of you souls to Hell.
Why not? I'm tiring of you lot quite a bit. Maybe I'll save dolphins next. They seem like a happy swimmy lot.
I could get them to build churches in the water, and I could give them a waterproof bible. I could even invent dolphin clergy and dolphin Brothers who could fiddle with young dolphins.
