Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Parable of St Polycrap.

Polycrap was a  disciple of St John the Baptist.  The Marcionites, a fairly okay bunch of guys who were just slight fanatics, confronted Polycarap and demanded respect by saying,
"Recognise us, Polycrap."
Polycarp responded,
"I recognise you, yes, I recognise the son of Satan."
Obviously the Marcionites felt a little upset. I mean, who wouldn't be by such rudeness.
Polycrap was evidently desperate not to make friends.
One day the Roman crowd had been watching Christians eaten alive, when the demanded the "atheist Polycrap too". Unfortunately the lions were a bit full, so someone suggested calling crows.
Fortunately there were servants who came running towards Polycrap, but they mistook him for a crow and stabbed him to death.
The crows flew away.
The date was 156 Feb 23.
I hope you can sleep tonight after that story!
Ah, parables can be a bit disturbing at times!

4 comments:

  1. "Polycrap was a disciple of St John the Baptist"
    If John the Baptist died before Jesus then he would have to be about 126 years old!

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  2. Don't make me look like a fool Second. There's always room in Hell for smart arses!

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  3. very interesting story.... and Jesus can you not be angry.

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