Saturday, April 9, 2011

The parable of the seraphim who ate a crow.

Seraphim are sort of like boss angels. There was a seraphim called Jake. Obviously, being an angel, Jake didn't have a dick. There was another seraphim called Jenny (really a serapher). Jake had heard the old story that if a seraphim ate a crow he would grow male genitals. Jake made a crow trap and caught a pile of crows.
He plucked one and ate it.
Where his genitals should have appeared he grew a tap.
This was God's way of punishing Jake for being lustful. Also, God fancied Jenny and knew that she would never go out with anyone who had a tap where his penis should be.
The Lord works in mysterious ways; especially when he fancies a serapher.
Dirty old dad!
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6 comments:

  1. Bunny HoskinsApril 9, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    A good parable Angry Jesus, but I'm still chewin' the carrot on what it all means.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 21, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    That's fucked up. Anyway, how the hell do fallen angels get genitals and not angels!?

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  3. The Mint RubberFebruary 16, 2018 at 5:49 AM

    Angels do have genitals. They use them to fuck humans over and over at the command of God.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 16, 2020 at 2:27 AM

    UUUUH mint i dont think thats true it better be a joke cus god is still a virgin and in pictures we can see that they do have those god has them to god made us in his image so if we have it he has it so ye he still a virgin and all the angels to thats why the bible says 140,000 virgins with the lamb of god

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  5. TechZillaOctober 25, 2020 at 10:47 AM

    you are the most uneducated person on the internet.

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  6. UnknownMay 24, 2021 at 7:43 PM

    Did you draw this image if so I wojld.like to see about you helping me to draw an accurate disciption of a being i saw like it really is email itsnotrightitsok@gmail.com

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