Saturday, April 2, 2011

Easter was a bad time for me.

I guess I should have used some simpler method to save you ungrateful scumbags. The flood idea worked pretty well; good on Noah for getting all those animals on board. Dying on the cross was really just an idea I had when I was feeling a bit almighty. It's funny how you come up with ideas that you regret after you've made the grand statement,
"I'm going to die on a cross to save mankind!"
I should have kept my mouth shut. To be honest, I'd had a couple of wines at the time.
I should have just said,
"I'm going to save mankind by leading an invincible army!"
Something like that, or maybe,
"Follow me and there will always be plenty of wine because I can make it out of water!"
Ah well, it's easy to be wise after the event.
I always feel a little vulnerable at Easter. There are too many old memories I guess.
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6 comments:

  1. Twisted Scottish BastardApril 3, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    Repent and promise not to do it again, and all will be forgiven.

    1252? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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  2. Angry JesusApril 3, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    Just be grateful that this isn't taking place during the Old Testament. Look, Easter is a bad time for me, so don't push your luck.

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  3. Twisted Scottish BastardApril 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    "Repent and promise not to do it again, and all will be forgiven."


    Your primary philosophy, I believe.
    RSVP

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  4. Angry JesusApril 3, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    Even the hairs on your head are counted.
    You're really starting to annoy me.

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  5. Twisted Scottish BastardApril 3, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    Good; dealer of mythical philosophies and downright lies.

    ps I don't have many hairs on my head. So it shouldn't take you too long to count. Even intellectually challenged as you are.

    Remember:

    "Repent and promise not to do it again, and all will be forgiven."

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  6. Angry JesusApril 4, 2011 at 6:26 AM

    I throw a bible in your general direction.

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