This is wrong.
First of all, every week I have a go to a hospital and have blood taken in a purely scientific way. Okay, I admit that this process was a bit scary in the old days but we got it done.
Nowdays this blood is taken to a huge storage facility near the main church in each town.
Thanks must go the the St John's Catholic
There it is put into wine bottles.
A bit of sugar is added to
make it more drinkable.
Every month I also have a bit of my body amputated.
Don't worry, these bits do grow back because I
am the Son of God.
These body parts are finely chopped and made into dough.
|It does have a slight meaty smell, but what the hell!|
Okay, then, after expert bakers have done their work, we have the hosts.
|How do they taste? Not too bad.|
Okay, sceptics are going to ask how we produce enough to satisfy all the churches over the world.
Basically I do the same as I did when, years ago, I turned water into wine.
As a God give me some bloody credit! I do have a few powers.
So, there we are, turning bread and wine into my body and blood is a very scientific process.
Suck on that atheists!