A WARNING! Well, two really.

Angry Jesus issues a warning to sinners.

ATTENTION...

Pissheads
Bank Robbers
Lawyers
Lazy Buggers
Adult Movies Producers
People Who Are Not In Long Term Heterosexual Marriages Lasting 45 Years Or More
People Who Eat Too Much
Jazz Musicians
Motor Cycle Riders
Small Time Shoplifters
People Who Don't Obey Catholic Priests
People Who Dress Their Babies In Bright Colours
Roofers
People Who Were Born Into Non-Christan Religions
Concrete Layers
People Who Talk Too Much At Social Gatherings

YOU MUST REPENT NOW OR

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!

Hell

* * *

Okay, okay, there is another side to this thing.

It looks like Heaven will be packed with practising Christians.

THIS WILL NOT BE MUCH FUN!

Trust me, these guys don't know how to have a good time.

With no one in Heaven to convert, these guys will be more at a loose end than usual.

There will be lots of rugby players there, but where will they point when they score tries?

All the music will be Christian music, and a little bit of folk.

Everyone will be just a bit too nice.

So, before you do repent, 

THINK CAREFULLY!

Remember that, unless you fall into the Roofer or Concrete Layer catagories, you're used to having a bit of a good time.

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT...

HELL COULD BE MORE FUN!

Well, I'd be lying if I didn't share this with you.