It can get up to 65 degress centigrade in Hell. That's bloody hot!
You want to go there? Just commit a mortal sin or don't accept my invitation to adore me.
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The bottom left should say Venial Sin -
this sign writer is going to Hell!
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This one's too small to read -
are all Christian sign writers
keen to go to Hell?
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Sorry about the signs.
It works like this:
Mortal Sin: Go to Hell, go directly to Hell, do not pass go.
Venial Sin: You're still in the game but you just landed on Oxford Street, it's got a hotel and it's not owned by you.
Ha! Did you like the Monopoly idea? I thought of that because I'm a clever guy. I'm very clever, in fact I'm the cleverest guy of all!
Okay, so summer is a time to think about Hell and how you don't really want to go there.
Some people will go straight to Hell.
Here's a list of some certainties:
- Atheists
- People in non Catholic religions
- Real nasty bastards
- Gay people
- Extremely fat people (for the sin of gluttony)
- The Curmudgeon
- Heavy Metalers
- People with really bad breath (who would want them in Heaven?)
- Jazz musicians
- Trombone players
- People who drive V8s
Don't get all smug if you're not on the list because there are more of you going too.
I'm shaken in me boots!
ReplyDeleteLike AJ says Terry, no one can rule themselves out.
ReplyDeleteIt was suggested that I come and read this blog but it hasn't been updated for over a month.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of time.
Still sulking after Easter?
ReplyDeleteLook it's a pity really that this blog has been canned. It's the only one of Richard's alter egos that showed any promise.
ReplyDeleteFarewell and thanks for all of the fish.
That's a little literary and religious reference for you kind of like a conundrum.