God is everywhere.

He sees everything with His all seeing eye. When you go to the toilet He sees you. He sees you wipe your bottom. However, He does have the power to block the smell from His nostrils. Godly nostrils can do that.
If you are not following God's laws you should repent and make a full confession. If you don't you'll finish up in Hell.

Well, that's the way it works.

Homosexuality happens when there are no different bits.

A homosexual is a man who fails to notice the different bits on a woman. When he sees another man it is like looking at a woman. Men with poor observation skills should avoid all male working bees and playing rugby. It would be a waste of money for these men to visit a strip club. Homosexuals are simply people with poor observation skills (this is why homosexuals are not good at painting portraits) and can be cured if they are given good glasses that are blessed by a Catholic priest.