Saturday, October 22, 2011

I'm thinking of updating The Bible.

Well, it is a bit out of date. I need it to have more relevance for younger people.
I'll probably start with Genesis. I'll add lots of explosions as I make the universe. Also I'll lose the long white beard on dad and make him look more like Chuck Connors.
I'll give him a broken sword too, just like the one Chuck had in Branded - that's a good image.
Well, kids in the 1960s liked it.
I'm off to do some writing.


  1. Budget version;Scene 1: black silence,. shot pans to Chuck Norris standing in the Arizon desert. His deep resonating voice with a slight American accent says "In the beginning, when God created the heavens and the earth, the earth was a formless wasteland, and darkness covered the abyss, while a mighty wind swept over the waters."
    Shot of wind blown tumble weed and then morning sun shining into the filtered lens. Then God said "Let there be light,".. more shots of sunrises from the internet.

  2. Robert, it's Chuck Connors, not fucking Chuck Norris.

  3. Sorry, but looking him up I was maybe right in my choice!
    "An outspoken Christian, Norris is the author of several Christian-themed books, such as The Justice Riders. He has also been in a few TV commercials promoting Bible study and prayer in public schools,"