Monday, November 24, 2014

God The Father to retire.

This is how God The Father looked a few thousand years ago.
In those days he could scare the shit
out of most people.

Please note that the grey hair is proof that God does age.

This is how he looks today.
Sort of explains the dropping numbers of
followers.
It's time for Dad to retire. I'll be taking over.
There shouldn't be any problems, just worship me instead of Dad.
He'll be comfortable up here in Heaven. He's getting a bit forgetful these days but we're arranging meals on wheels and we have an angel coming in to clean. Fortunately us gods don't need to go to the toilet because God The Father could be a bit incontinent.
Hey, but that's not really your business, silly little creations.
Just remember to worship me.
Over and out for now.
Keep the praying coming.

4 comments:

  1. Michelangelo did his best. He probably had some Cardinal on his back to do it that way.
    If Jesus is taking over I hope He can equal the love the Father has poured into his creation. Time will tell.

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  2. The love that the Father has poured into his creation?
    What?
    Wars, pestillence, double basses!
    The old bastard had it in for us I reckin. Give me that cynical Angry Jesus any day. He/she/it couldn't be worse.

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  3. Sex wouldn't be fun unless God the Father had made it that way.
    Imagine Satan designing a world that would self procreate?

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  4. Sorry Bob but dad never had much need for a cock. When he was inventing sex he just guessed a lot. Obviously to get people to stick this in here, and so forth, he had to make it attractive.

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