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| In those days he could scare the shit out of most people. |
Please note that the grey hair is proof that God does age.
This is how he looks today.
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| Sort of explains the dropping numbers of followers. |
There shouldn't be any problems, just worship me instead of Dad.
He'll be comfortable up here in Heaven. He's getting a bit forgetful these days but we're arranging meals on wheels and we have an angel coming in to clean. Fortunately us gods don't need to go to the toilet because God The Father could be a bit incontinent.
Hey, but that's not really your business, silly little creations.
Just remember to worship me.
Over and out for now.
Keep the praying coming.
The love that the Father has poured into his creation?
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Wars, pestillence, double basses!
The old bastard had it in for us I reckin. Give me that cynical Angry Jesus any day. He/she/it couldn't be worse.
Sorry Bob but dad never had much need for a cock. When he was inventing sex he just guessed a lot. Obviously to get people to stick this in here, and so forth, he had to make it attractive.
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