All I Want For Christmas is...

...total world dominance.
Ha, ha, just kidding.
I'm spending Christmas Day* at Richard (of RBB)'s.
People say, "You're getting old Angry Jesus!"

But I tell them, "No, that's in people years. I'm the Son of bloody God. We don't age at the same rate. It's like dog years as opposed to humans."
I guess you could say I'm 33.

Well, give or take a few years. Okay, let's say I'm 42, but still looking damn good.






* my birthday

It's my birthday soon.

I'll be 2014 this year. I'm one of those people who have a birthday that falls on Christmas Day. I wonder what Dad will give me this year?

Some years he's a bit of a prankster.
One year he gave me a book.

One year he gave me a necklace.

It was just like mum's and he made us both wear them and have our pictures taken. We both gave him the finger.
Dad doesn't have a birthday because he always has been and always will be.
Tough shit Dad.