Ha, ha, just kidding.
I'm spending Christmas Day* at Richard (of RBB)'s.
People say, "You're getting old Angry Jesus!"
But I tell them, "No, that's in people years. I'm the Son of bloody God. We don't age at the same rate. It's like dog years as opposed to humans."
I guess you could say I'm 33.
Well, give or take a few years. Okay, let's say I'm 42, but still looking damn good.
* my birthday
Total world dominance - did you mean domination?
ReplyDeleteFuck off, grammar Nazi!
ReplyDeleteHey, your supposed to be the Son of God! What about setting a bit of an example? Yeah, I know you have a birthday coming up.
ReplyDelete"Richard Almighty" a 2003 film puts it all back in perspective. I could be wrong.
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