Hell, that's where all these bloggers who question my teaching are going.

So The Curmudgeon and Richard (of RBB) are questioning my teaching. Well, they're both off to Hell. Then let's see how smart they are. I expect that the Twisted Scottish Bastard has a ticket too; a one way ticket.

Okay, I have a birthday coming up.

2010 years ago dad sent me down to Earth (I believe it is now called Jasper) as a baby. My earth (Jasper) dad didn't get his end up, but my earth (Jasper) mum still got pregnant - this way saved a lot of pissing around and money being wasted on a bottle or two of wine to set the scene.
I was born in a manger in the year 0.
There were no crows present in the manger when I was born. That's basically how it went.
Catch you later.

What are the chances?

The chances of being in a plane crash are about the same as winning Lotto, or being in a church when it is hit by lightning. This is why you should spend more time in church. It is a fact that Roman Catholic churches have an even lower incidence of being hit by lightning that any other church. This is because it is the true church and all the others are really fakes. Avoid Anglican churches like the plague and stay well away from anything with an Eastern flavour. God is more on the side of Western countries. He has to make a stand on who he supports because, when there is a war, both sides like to claim that God is on their side. How can he let both sides win? Every war would end in a draw. That's just silly.

All this about priests being paedophiles is crap. Most of them aren't. It's a conspiracy started by athiests. Athiests work for Satan.

There we are, I hope you've learnt something this morning. Go in peace. Unless, of course, your country is imvolved in a war.