What are the chances?

The chances of being in a plane crash are about the same as winning Lotto, or being in a church when it is hit by lightning. This is why you should spend more time in church. It is a fact that Roman Catholic churches have an even lower incidence of being hit by lightning that any other church. This is because it is the true church and all the others are really fakes. Avoid Anglican churches like the plague and stay well away from anything with an Eastern flavour. God is more on the side of Western countries. He has to make a stand on who he supports because, when there is a war, both sides like to claim that God is on their side. How can he let both sides win? Every war would end in a draw. That's just silly.

All this about priests being paedophiles is crap. Most of them aren't. It's a conspiracy started by athiests. Athiests work for Satan.

There we are, I hope you've learnt something this morning. Go in peace. Unless, of course, your country is imvolved in a war.