Don't throw your prayers on the ground. I do not want lip service either, so don't grease up all the time.
In fact, some of your prayers should be stuck up your own arses. It is I who shields you from the demonic would be Jesus types like Jeshua. My cross will protect you but only if you're going to church every Sunday; that's the rule of thumb.
Oh, and you don't need to worry about crows if you employ good servants.
That's about it.
I'm starting to wonder if you really are Jesus. You use rude words and have a very narrow outlook on life.
ReplyDeleteYes, it's all a bit derivative.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm getting sick of all these bloody crows.
Actually I've seen very few crows in Aoteroa, where are they, all down in Otago?