Saturday, October 16, 2010

No more Mr Nice Jesus!

Well, not while this guy's around! The shit he talks is not good shit.
Here's an example:
"I appear to many, I show them my heart, I give signs by letting my images shed tears."
That's right, he's into sheds, bloody sheds! He pretends that he cares, but all he wants to bloody do is sell you a shed.
Don't trust this guy...
you have been warned.

5 comments:

  1. Blasphemy will not be tolerated! Repent or face the rack!

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  2. Run for the hills. God-bothering has become infectious, and seems to cause increasing insanity,personality defects and multiplication.

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  3. "Run for the hills. God-bothering has become infectious"

    Don't worry about being a nuisance to God. He is omnipresent, knows your every thought, delights in watching you, laughs when you laugh, cries when you are sad.
    Every emotion you have came from God.

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  4. "Every emotion you have came from God."
    Bullshit! I'm not responsible for paedophiles and the like!
    Second, we need to talk. You're supposed to do what I say.

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