2010 years ago dad sent me down to Earth (I believe it is now called Jasper) as a baby. My earth (Jasper) dad didn't get his end up, but my earth (Jasper) mum still got pregnant - this way saved a lot of pissing around and money being wasted on a bottle or two of wine to set the scene.
I was born in a manger in the year 0.
There were no crows present in the manger when I was born. That's basically how it went.
Catch you later.
" My earth (Jasper) dad didn't get his end up, but my earth (Jasper) mum still got pregnan"
ReplyDeleteI see. You're a real bastard then.
Shame... Jesus was concieved by a miracle. He is the son of God!
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