"Jesus may I ask a question?
Why is saying bad things about the Holy Spirit the only unforgiveable sin?"
Good question Second Fiddle (whose real name is Robert)!
Let me explain.
Think of God as a business. It is run by three people - The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.
Notice how the second partner is called 'The Son'.
Question...
How do you get a son?
Answer...
With a mother and a father.
Obvious really.
The Holy Spirit is my real mother. Yes, that's right Robert.
Remember how, when I came down to Jasper (aka Earth), there was an immaculate conception. Mary was/is a good woman but you can't have two real mothers. Dad set up a sort of matter transfer thing - it certainly is good to be able to do anything and never be wrong!
Dad is very sensitive about anything that is said to God The Mother (as most husbands are) and that's why it's a very silly thing for Christians to say bad things about mum.
Hey, this really makes sense and clears up a mystery! Thanks Angry Jesus.
ReplyDeleteSo Mary was a sort of surrogate mother and the real mother (whose eggs were used) was The Holy Spirit who lives in heaven?
ReplyDeleteOK. got it. This makes more sense than the catechism I was taught at school. But, where does the archangel Michael come into this? Was he some sort of fertility doctor who implanted both God the father's sperm and The Holy Spirit's eggs into Mary? Wsa he licensed? This needs further investigation.
Yeah, think of Mike like a physician and, yes, dad licensed him - that's a bit more authority than a group of elderly doctors.
ReplyDeleteNeoptism.
ReplyDeleteHa, ha. I don't want to be rude but the w.v. on the previous post was 'segism'.
ReplyDeleteIt kind of reminded me of 'Jism' you know, having a connection to Michael bringing down the Holy sperm to , well, you know, um, insert in ... well you know, um, er,....OK forget it.
Evidently TSB is the expert on making sperm...
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