How leaders are decided on - a parable.

A place of teaching needed a leader and four wise men stepped forward.

The first man said,

"I'm think that, in the eyes of God, I am an honest man who has the ability to pass on our culture and fear of God."

The second man followed,

"I do not fear God because He is merciful, therefore I would teach from a perspective of love, but I wouldn't be taking any shit."

The third man, a Philistine, just seemed intent on taking the piss and running down the local art.

The fourth man was a stranger, a Roman, and suggested that random crucifixions would keep those being taught in line.

Then some crows came and started pecking the four men and anyone else who was around.

People ran for cover and some servants came out to chase the birds away.

The moral of this parable is that, whoever was the best person for the job, whoever let the crows out was an evil bastard; probably Satan. Satan makes it hard for teaching places to find good leaders.