Okay, let's kick things off with a parable.

A parable is a little story like thingy I sometimes use because some of my flock are too bloody thick to see the obvious.
Here goes:
There was a guy planting seeds in a field (me). I, I mean the guy, planted good quality seed. Some bastard sent a lot of crows to eat the seeds. This really buggered up the planting. The guy gets his servants to chase the crows away. The bastard I mentioned would probably be Satan, or some other extremely unpleasant low life. Or maybe another farmer who kept crows.
It doesn't really matter who the crows are; they're just bloody crows. I suppose they could be lost souls.
Anyway, the point is this...
Some bastards try to stuff things up by sending crows. Here's my message to bad bastards - don't do that, but if you must, don't use crows because I don't like them.

Hey thanks to my mate Jesh for fishing up this story for me.