One day he had a lot of money out, ready to transfer somewhere else. Then a flock of crows came and picked up all his money and stole it. Servants came out to chase the crows away. Unfortunately the crows escaped with most of the money.The moral is this:
Crows are bloody evil; probably on a par with Satan and people who push into queues at cafes.
Meaning ... The foolish office worker should have used internet banking.
ReplyDeleteI think the foolish office worker could have set up a defensive perimeter with his servants armed with bird shot. Why was he counting money on the twelve floor with the windows open anyway?
ReplyDeleteWhat's this thing with crows?
ReplyDeleteWas your Mum frightened by a flock of crows when she was carrying you?
Servants?
What bloody servants?
When was the last time you saw servants in an office. These days you've got to make your own coffee and tea, and do your own photocopying and tidying up. We can't afford servants anymore.
Unless of course it was a government office when they're all (civil) servants, who sit about all day thinking up rules to impose on those of us who do the actual work. Even teachers