I think we need to get back to basics, so we're putting the New Testament aside too.
We're going with the Old Testament.
And we're going to be taking it literally.
Word for word.
It'll be wise for you to brush up on your Old Testament geography.
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| Media is where the press first heard about The Old Testament. |
Here's a few notes to get you going:
- Asia Minor is where musical keys were first thought up.
- Egypt has been there a bloody long time.
- Armenia is where the word "amen' comes from.
- Persia is where the household cat originated from.
- Assyria is where the phrase 'Are you serious?' originated.
See, the Old Testament is full of hidden facts. It's an interesting book but, most importantly,
it doesn't piss around.
Okay, there's work to be done. You can get back to worshiping me now.
Good move Jesus. I always thought a third testament should come when you return as said in Revelation in the second testament, a bit later when know one cares..
ReplyDeleteAlso I don't know if Richard sorry I mean Angry Jesus knows that you came to sort out the First Testament.
The poor fellows had been waiting for you and you came and the nailed you to a cross!
Of course being God's son you wanted to help everyone but many said no thanks.
Angry Jesus, being a bit of a wit, and competitive probably said when on the cross - "Ha - nailed it!"
ReplyDelete"Angry Jesus, being a bit of a wit"
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean that he was a half-wit?
- Bin Hire.
That above comment was someone pretending to be me. I suspect The Curmudgeon. What a sad chap!
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