It seems that The Bible isn't good enough for them.
Okay, it's time. We're going multi-media. Expect to see Us shortly on all your favourite TV channels. Expect to see Us on the internet. We are coming to remove all doubt!
Prepare to be in the presence of Us!
This time we won't be pissing around. There WILL be proof that We are here and in control.
Hey, and if you don't like it, there is always the option of a one way ticket to Hell!
Get tuned in flock. The time for pissing around is over.
Well the atheists believe in someone called 'Mitochondrial Eve', who was a fertile African woman who might have mated with a lot of Adams. Is she related to the biblical Eve? Would bringing her back to life inspire faith in God?
ReplyDeleteI don't know if 'believe' is the right choice of word, Mr Bananas. She is just a 'trace back' for some mere 200,000 years and qualifies more as an ancestor; certainly not a deity figure.
ReplyDeleteWho says God is love? If He really loved us, he wouldn't send legions of us to Hell, He wouldn't make some people paedophiles (they do have those wicked desires at birth, it seems), He wouldn't set the condition that we must have faith. Love is about acceptence and is (should be) an unselfish act that expects nothing in return. Your God can stick His Heaven up His godly arse.
ReplyDeleteNow, now, Richard (of RBB), take it easy. Look at the picture of the people on my post and how happy they look. They're mad about me. They worship and adore me. That's the way I like it. Okay, I'll be blunt, the boy in the picture will grow up, lose his faith and go to Hell. The father will bonk other women and be off my list too, but that's okay. Yes, really it is. They're only people and there are lots of people to choose from. The reality is that we don't need them all. Look, the word 'love' is a bit over used. I prefer 'like' and 'tolerate'. Life is like the olympics - some big manly tart from Russia gets a gold medal for throwing an iron ball a long way but others miss out. Some guy on a horse clears a lot of fences - he gets the medal, not the bloody horse who did all the real work. Hey, in case you hadn't noticed, that's life.
ReplyDeleteGorilla Bananas needs to wash out his fantasies with strong soap in a cold shower.
ReplyDeleteI disagree with Richard (of RBB): Angry Jesus, your father loves us so much he gives us an option. Anyway, who wants to shiver upstairs when we can toast ourselves in hell?
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Ursula, my daughter, I've decided to write a Newer Testament to go with the old and new versions.
ReplyDeleteIn the Newer Testament God (dad) will be really friendly and wear modern clothes. He will also shave his beard off.
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