The Parable of the Man who had Three Testicles.

Abihu had taken up residence in Beersheba and was on hand when Angry Jesus made a rare visit.

Ancient Beersheba

Angry Jesus entered the city on a donkey and crowds gathered to see him, he was sort of the Elvis of his time.

Sorry but you have to imagine Angry Jesus sitting on him.

Abihu was in the crowd and called out, "I like some of your ideas, but this Holy Trinity thing is shit!"
Angry Jesus glanced at him.
As was his custom without thinking, Abihu had a little scratch. He was surprised to feel an extra testicle.

Obviously a Jewish picture.

Angry Jesus looked at him and spoke, "Let your three testicles serve to remind you of the Holy Trinity."

Abihu adapted pretty well to his little bonus addition and, on the very infrequent occasion that he got lucky with a lady, it served as quite a novelty. The only down side was that he had to be careful when he sat down.

This Parable shows the power of Angry Jesus to get a point across. It also shows that sometimes, in the past, he acted without really thinking things through. Abihu went on to have 17 children and 52 grandchildren. Although he couldn't quite buy the concept of three people in one god, he kept a soft spot in his heart for the Holy Trinity.

Angry Jesus, "Dad, what happened to our plates?"

God the Father, "We're wearing them son."