Okay, so my friend who is going to Hell (Richard (of RBB)) is going to be away for a few days and has left me in charge around here. The Curmudgeon will be my altar boy over this period.
I'll be inspecting blogs and rating them out of 10. So I hope all you bloggers will be doing what you can to lift your act.
Here's some advice, if you want a good mark:
- Don't write bloody poems
- No posts about cleaning
- No scenic photos
- No pictures of housing repairs
- No lectures about wine
- Don't be boring.
Okay, that last one is going to be tough for The Curmudgeon and Robert - just do your best.
Down, Closet Boy.
ReplyDeleteBut, on second thoughts (pun intended) Robert has a point. Where does Angry Jesus sit (pun intended) on homosexuality, and bestiality?
ReplyDeleteJust wondering.
"But, on second thoughts (pun intended) Robert has a point. Where does Angry Jesus sit (pun intended) on homosexuality, and bestiality?"
ReplyDeleteOkay, bonking animals is not a good idea. I'd say don't do that.
Homosexuality? No problem there. Look we made all you lot so give us some credit. We made a very diverase range. We didn't know much about sex when we made you because none of us had had it, so we experimented with different types. I'd say to everyone, "Just go for it." A word of warning though - don't miss Sunday mass. That's a biggy.
Keep up you skirt-wearing desert wanderer.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen you writing much since Richard buggered off. Either you are skiving or you hid in the car-boot and went with them
Apparently you let the side down. Just look out for the enquiry tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI'm back boys.
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