Il capo. |
So, for the next while I'll be:
a) running the universe and
b) keeping an eye on our blogging community.
I've decided to instigate a few rules for the blogging community:
- all bloggers will adore me
- no other people trying to be in charge
- no coveting another blogger's woman (or man)
- no stealing livestock from other bloggers
- everyone will attend Mass on Sunday
- no wanking
- no playing Westlife songs on the violin
- all bloggers will read the bible, or at least a few pages
- no starting any religions
- write blogs only after wine and not beer.
I HAVE SPOKEN.
And by 'God' I mean me. AJ |
* he said that The Curmudgeon can be my alter boy
Why did you stop at 10 commandments?
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ReplyDeleteI only had two tablets left.