I've decided to change the Lord's Prayer.

I see that Pope Frank is going on about changing the Lord's Prayer.

It seems Pope Frank is a Malborough man.

Too late Frank, I'm already onto it but thanks for the backup.

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So here we go:

My Father who lives in Heaven,

How loud be Thy name?

Lots of people in Thy kingdom come

As they do on Earth (aka Jasper)

Yes, bonking's alive in Heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread

And give us some free passes

That can be used at concerts by us,

And musicians will give out some free passes too.

Deliver us not into cold ampitheatres

And deliver our mail on time.

There's wine in the kingdom

For when we are blogging

We'll edit the blog in the morning.

Women.

Hey, bear in mind that this is just my first attempt. I'll work on the chords and melody next.

Angry Jesus

Son of God

Saviour of souls

Lyricist